Sunday, November 22, 2009

First post. The beginning

hello you. yes you. one of the possibly 4 only readers of this blog(one of which is probably my mom)

this is the official opening, of my space(not myspace- notice the absence of the spacebar between the words) where i shall rant, share my amazement at awesome possum news or just post a random pic of cats maiming tooth fairies. you'll never know what you'll find here. one minute it's a food blog next it's a shrine to idolize the shadow assassins of the night.
with a epic blog title/name/address like 'the trash chute', this can only end badly. xD

have any of you guys who blog felt how weird this is, typing to yourself. hmmm i hope like atleast 10 ppl read this. then it wont be an utter waste of time haha.

so that is it i guess. in 2 mins i'll post the most awesome concept anyone has ever seen!!! shit. i have to upload pics then. this is hard work. tell your frens about me.
if we (i say we as this is a conjoint effort between you, the readers, and me, the nut) 1 million views, i shall shave my head bald o_O

The first ever TrashChute contest is open now. send in your most creative essay about how cool ninjas ar. winner shall be acknowledged in my blog.
O_O what? were you expecting something more? hey man, i dont earn shit from this haha.

omg i just went through the preview of this post, and i found out i'm damn lame. dont read this shit. it's more beneficial to you to scratch your butt than read this crap. you get more satisfaction from that. woots.
how aptly named the title The Trash Chute.

enough of that. thanks to all who actually managed to stay awake to the end of this post. you guys seriously should find better things to do. but my appreciation is sent out to all of you.

=) god bless

Disclaimer: The author of this blog is not held responsible for any readers who suffer from permanent brain damage, random spasms, wet pants, or severe fondness of yewweng during the course of this blog readingness.

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